February 2012
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Shit from my bookmarks folder, that I am now...
Dr Horrible Cakes
A camera obscura made with an entire room which I’m sure I’ve posted here before
Coca-Cola cake and frosting
Contact my local paper with fake stories
Futility Closet - “An idler’s miscellany of compendious amusements”
How To Upcycle a T-shirt into a cardigan
Iain Reekie who is an artist man and I don’t why he’s in here
I Got An...
THE TUMBLR ICONS ARE NO LONGER TINY BITS OF LOO...
Not today. Please.
lol i stayed up 4:40am to watch a circlejerk containing no surprises
BILLY CRYSTAL, YOU ARE NOT FUNNY!
how-to-kiss-distinctly-american:
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So right now it’s Brodie’s birthday and it’s no longer my own and all that’s happening is that he and David are playing GTA while I look over and watch sometimes when I’m not looking at Oscar red carpet stuff, and I feel perfectly happy like how normal people must feel I guess so that’s cool.
Like I still dislike most of humanity but the small section of people...
I ran out of/lost my cold medication that makes it appear like I don’t have a cold so but now it is clear that I do and it hasn’t improved at all. It’s actually worse which I can only be attributed with this place whilst at home my mother likes to keep our house as warm as a very warm place and also it has no mould. 930/1400 words
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hotmath:
christopher-isherwood:
pierrotsomepeople:
Apparently there is video footage of this Halloween show Andrew Bird did when he dressed up as the Swedish Chef. KNOWING THIS HAS TOTALLY MADE MY LIFE.
I didn’t think it was possible for Andrew to be any more perfect than he already is…
video footage as in like a recording as in like visual proof that this actually happened? where is it i...
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Synthetica sounds like an electronic album...
God, I’ll shut up. I’m so tired.
So I have to add one more quote onto my essay and then “fuck it, that’ll do.” Ayep, I just wrote an essay on counterfactualism that seems more like a philosophy essay and also I never watched the film I was studying all the way through. Then I’ll have to get ready and pack a large amount of clothes into a very small space get to the train station and head back up to Glasgow...
eatstarchmom replied to your post: pony butt plug for your birthday yes/no?
uhoh
FUCK
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Anonymous asked: pony butt plug for your birthday yes/no?
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The Brits in a nutshell:
Presenter who I forget: And the nominees for Best International Female are…
V/O Woman: Beyonce
Audience scream.
V/O Woman: Rihanna
Audience scream.
V/O Woman: Feist
Complete silence
V/O Woman: Bjork
Perhaps one audible cheer
V/O Woman: Lady GaGa
Audience Scream
Presenter: And the winner is Rihanna.
Audience scream
Rihanna: Thanks to my fans blah blah blah I love England and all...
alchemyjones:
I just read over the lyrics to Lana Del Ray’s album.
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH THIS GIRL MAKES ME SO MAD AND I’M NOT EVEN A GIRL. HOW DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY LIKE THIS SHIT?
People are dumb
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Last night me and David made up a game called...
Here are a few we came up with:
“british rule-breaking teens live with a family in a foreign country with more structure than their own, acting up for the cameras until they experience an epiphany a few days before the end of the trip usually after receiving a letter from home or having a heart-to-heart with one of the parents in the family.”
“surprisingly non-racist or...
rebvon replied to your post: literally spent the ages of 10 to 18/9 on the…
we should have good outdoorsy times in summer camping in aaron!
I think you mean Arran? Meh, maybes.
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Anonymous asked: My flatmates sister who now lives with us to has recently become sexually active... And very vocal shall we say. Hearing her act like a porn star once aweek for an hour is really starting to grind my gears. We share the same wall. Do I tell her I am uncomfortable being woken by her weekly?!
literally spent the ages of 10 to 18/9 on the internet
and i wonder why i haven’t had many good fun outdoorsy times
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Hahahaha the first person to sexually assault me (“mildly” and for a laugh because “no one would ever touch her otherwise”) is also the most successful person from our year so far hahahaha
(He also stalked me on the Internet and then told everyone about it which was one factor which led me to become deeply depressed and wondering if suicide was a viable option for it all...