December 2011
Off to Edinburgh against all instinct and logic.
Not that it will be bad, just that I really don’t want to leave my flat at the moment even though there’s a huge padlock on the door and we’re now insured.
Cheering up stage gone.
I like Fist of Fun and 30 Rock, they cheer me up...
What gracious upstairs neighbours we have!
Making so much noise you think the roof is going to cave in that makes you feel even shitter after you’ve been robbed but then they actually respond to your battle cry of “THIS NOISE IS UNFUCKING LIVABLE!”
Don’t ever think it’s a good idea to stay up for 25 hours cause it turns out at the moment you’ve been planning to sleep you may discover that you’ve been robbed of a Wii and Playstation 3 without insurance and will have to do a lot of things such as talk to the police even though there is no prospect of you getting them back and being delusional and thinking images that...
Anonymous asked: u is a asexual?
well this is turning out to be a fun fucking day.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
They Might Be Giants (7)
Andrew Bird (6)
Feist (3)
Blondie (3)
Radiohead (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
From Defectors, literally the worst thing ever and they still show it at 3am.
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One of the worst feelings in the world is getting incredibly fucking angry at something and not being able to convey your anger in any shape or form other than screaming than any actual rational and understandable way.
Worse, still, is getting incredibly fucking angry at something and being able to convey your anger in a very understandable form yet being prevented from doing so.
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rebvon replied to your photo: RE this post: I seriously have to wear this in my…
What is that?
The only sanitary product the corner shop had. It’s like for Super Heavy Uber Flow.
icantthinkofanameformyshittyblog replied to your post: Oh god why did I torment myself by listening to…
drink gatorade
Does tea count? I drank lots of tea.
fivedigitdisco asked: its "whats wrong with a phone call?" in response to bruce wayne telling him he needs to go to hong kong. this gets referenced later when the guy goes "a phone call would have suffiiced" its so obvious GOD
ladypost
My lady times started at 12am sharp, and the only lady products I have to stop it are the only pads the corner shop have. These also happen to be Tena Lady XXL or whatever. It feels like a have a cock these are so huge. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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fivedigitdisco asked: 9, 17, 16 (as a test), 1 (because i dont remember and i need an answer in case i get asked it. assuming its me, you person of suspicious character you)
Oh god why did I torment myself by listening to two Skrillex songs to give him a second chance? I’m already dehydrated and now I have a headache so basically I’m hungover and yet I haven’t drank any alcohol in a week.
twentyninthpage asked: Dear best friend:
fivedigitdisco asked: dear anyone
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I’ve watched the entirety of season 1 of Nurse Jackie over 2 nights and I simultaneously like and am scared by it.
I swear to jebus, the short dyed blonde hair, the blue uniform, both working as senior nurses in A and E departments and her no shit attitude… It’s my mother (+ American + drama).