February 2012
Hey, Sony. Stop sending me emails about upcoming changes to my PSN account because I can’t really use it since my PS3 was stolen 2 months ago.
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“He makes the world, well, generally a better place to be in.”
– Annie Clark of St. Vincent on Andrew Bird (via andrewbirdsjaw, andrewbird)
Chinese Twitter Says Kim Jong-Un Was Assassinated... →
Oh right, then.
For the first time in my life, I’m now sort of glad I’ve spent most of my life living under the proverbial rock because people are utter cunts.
i’ve lost david
edit: nevermind
Logic is Standard Grade Credit Maths all over...
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i hate david i think he is a silly goose with a silly face
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I have made use of the “sticky notes” feature of Windows 7 and made a list of things I have to do. I feel more organised and prepared, despite the fact I have done nothing on the list this weekend because watching videos of plastic surgeries and baking and watching Breaking Bad and wanting to bake some more and asking David why he doesn’t like to bake while he eats things that I...
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I’m reading the Great British Bake Off book and can’t help but notice that Paul’s “handy tips” are shite. Mary will be all helpful like “Yo, don’t heat up white chocolate too much or it’ll get gritty and lumpy!” and Paul is like “You can use different shaped cutters and use hearts for Valuntimes…”
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Today I got some bad news in the middle of a game of monopoly but I’m thankful for the friends who cheered me up during and afterward.
But I feel guilty and have no idea how to respond to my mum’s texts or anything like that.
My favourite documentary maker is Thouis Leroux
I’m now going to a party that will also be attended by a girl I first saw in my kitchen at 4am whilst shouting “You realise it’s 4 o’clock in the fucking morning?” (and she looked very frightened, as did my flatmate apologising the next day.) Then I realised she does philosophy and I try to hide whenever she walks past.
Rex Fortune, Adventure Seeker
Here’s a shit song I made with audiotool
You know it’s going to be another shitty series of Skins when 212 is the first song played.
Watchlemondifficult:
gingerrlocks:
wyatted:
tolkiening:
thatsjustnuttee:
#how do you explain to someone that this is what you do for a living
(via etrehumain-deactivated20110306)
#in what universe does isabella rossellini have to explain herself?
January 2012
thanks to whois.domaintools.com
eatstarchmom:
jemmahatty:
the owner of uni lad mag
Registrant: Alex Partridge 19 Granville Rd Eastbourne, East Sussex BN207HB GB Phone: +1.0774705728 Email:
the internet remembers, cunto
Just putting this out there…
jemmahatty:
if you’re not really big on disgusting displays of sexism, slut shaming, promotion of rape/sexual attack and/or asking any girl who disagrees with these things if ‘she is a dyke’ then i’d advise that you mark the uni lad mag twitter page as spam
https://twitter.com/#!/UniLadMag
and report their facebook page under hate speach - against gender or orientation.
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“To protest a bill that would require women to undergo an ultrasound before...”
– Huff Po (via rachelfershleiser)
This is the most beautiful thing. Can we send her flowers?
(via jaimealyse)
hot damn
(via zainyk)
That’s my representative!
(via nemophilablues)
She deserves flowers, a cheese platter, chocolates, wine of the month, and one night with Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
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“How can hip hop be dead if Wu-Tang is forever?”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)