January 2012
I hate being an adult because I can’t do it very well and I just want to go home to be warm and have a proper meal and be happy and sleep without consequence.
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Family is 4-eva
Me: Dad?
Dad: Yeah?
Me: If you could get my period for me, would you?
Dad: You're fucking disgusting.
“Tumblr will probably be very excited to hear that Kristen Wiig, Amy Mumolo were...”
– LOVE YOU GABE
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NIAMH LEAVE ME ALONE
(via eatstarchmom)
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WatchHere a posh twat talks about The Ginny Weasley.
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I updated calaca and got loads of notes. I know tumblr and the internet in general is a place where popularity is nothing, but I hadn’t updated there in a while and it made me feel nice even though it’s basically a hipster blog with a theme.
“We’re a pretty forward thinking company - with pretty tech savvy employees. As...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
I wish I was normal and didn’t attribute such a large importance on things that don’t mean very much so that when I typically fail I don’t get upset. Shit day.
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It seems I spent most of the night talking to a Chinese man who I have now promised to give a list of Scottish films, Scottish bands and Scottish attractions to help him improve his English, but Adam counted and it was only 25 minutes.
And then me and Adam put pepper in each other’s drinks and we couldn’t hear anything and neither could David so we finished our peppery drinks and...
“You have just the right amount of chopped onion and just two pieces of gherkin…...”
– Alex James there doing a fucking advert for McDonald’s under the guise of investigative journalism. What a fucking KNOB 8======D~~~~~
(via fivedigitdisco)
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rebvon replied to your post: Who wants to take bets on when I’ll hit the wall*…
9.17pm
Nope, sorry. Still awake.
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