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When people retire and get a Twitter account.
Gotta love ‘em.
wtf
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]Super Trouper | ABBA
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The android tumblr app has to be a lot more about reading and less about posting.
I just want to read my dash on my phone without being dragged up 3 pages for no particular reason every couple of minutes.
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Just a friendly reminder that even with its wonderful Queen, England is as fucked up and disgusting as the rest of the world. It’s not all the land of tea and crumpets and impeccable manners that everyone seems to think it is.
This has been a message from my British bb who is tired of American girls assuming that he’s just like Benedict Cumberbatch.
When you ask God for a British boyfriend, be specific.
a) LOL @ Cumberbatch being the ideal.
b) I still say Scottish guys are overwhelmingly more attractive than the guys where I live in the US, even without the accents. However, I am from the state that spawned Juggalos. I suppose people dress better in general where wife-beaters and flip-flops aren’t usually a practical option.
c) This has been a message from an American girl who is tired of British people assuming we’re all naive dumbasses.
Oh wow, what a MAJOR FUCKING SURPRISE that a country with a load of upper class fucks, protected by law and institution, who suck up wealth like a sponge would also have a distinct lower class who get fuck all in comparison. And that the lower class are taken advantage of by the classes higher than it both institutionally and for entertainment purposes. “Poverty porn” indeed.
The United Kingdom is a country which, rather than spend money on education, disability allowances, helping people find jobs, healthcare or any things that would actually help people pull themselves out of poverty, would prefer millions of pounds to be used to celebrate the head of state being so for the last 60 years despite doing very little and costing a fuck-load to maintain.
Fuck the monarchy, and fuck the UK.
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Post reblogged from don't you want to share the guilt? with 25,297 notes
Mom: are you ready to leave
Me: yeah hold on
2 minutes later
Me: Okay I’m ready
Mom: Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire country of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, and take a nap
africa isn’t a country, 25000 people
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That fake Oscar Wilde quote I posted a has a few notes from people who believe it was genuine.
It was a quote from Justin Bieber’s autobiography.
I don’t know whether I should tell them or not.
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most-things-except-meat-in-a-can:
Nice to see the Queen enjoying herself today..
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someone has managed to replace the union flag with an anarchist flag. on the HBOS headquarters in edinburgh. my hero
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Thanks Wikipedia, I’ve always wanted to know what to call the music used in pornographic films, and now I know!
Jimmy Wales u da best
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